Why July 5th Should Be A National Holiday
|July 5, 2011||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
I Propose That July 5th Be A National Holiday…
To honor the brave Americans who were injured in fireworks accidents yesterday.
To allow Americans stuck in traffic enough time to make it to work by July 6th.
To give the unemployed another day where they feel good about themselves because everyone else is home too.
To give those who had relatives stay with them for the weekend a day to vent.
To allow Americans a day to eat a meal that isn’t barbecued.