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What They Said vs. What They Meant: The Memorial Day Weekend Edition

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What they said:
Come to my BBQ…
it will only take you 40 minutes to get to my house.

What they meant:
It will only take you 40 minutes…
if you have a police escort.

 

What they said:
This tofu hot dog is delicious.
What they meant:
These taste like crap.
I should stop this charade and eat real meat.

 

What they said:
Honey, you look great in a bikini.
What they meant:
Is she kidding???

 

What they said:
I can’t wait for your family to get here.
What they  meant:
They haven’t even gotten here yet
and I can’t wait for them to leave.

 

What they said:
This is the best bbq burger I’ve ever had.
What they meant:
This tastes like crap…
but I want to get invited back to their pool.

 

What they said:
“Men In Black 3” was great
What they meant:
It sucked, but I’ll tell people it was great
because if I got ripped off for $16
I’m going to make sure everyone else does,too.

 

What they said:
I’m goinng to watch some baseball
What they meant:
I’m going in the den, putting on the game
and taking a nap.

 

What they said:
This weekend is all about remembering
the men and women
 who died while serving in the
United States Armed Forces.
What they meant:
Let’s go shopping!!
Macy’s has their big 30%-off everything sale.


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