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What My Parents Claim They Got At The Movies For 3-Cents…and More “Sets of 3”

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What My Parents Claim They Got At The Movies For 3-Cents:

1. 5 movies, 10 cartoons
2. A bag of popcorn and a candy bar
3. A new bicycle

 

Things You Don’t See Anymore:

1. Phone booths
2. 8-track players
3. Blackberry Smartphones

 

Annoying Things:

1. People in red sports cars that drive slow.
2. Starbucks refusing to acknowledge the words “Small, medium and large.”
3. America’s infatuation with lists

 

Excuses by Chase Employees for  Their $2-Billion Trading Losses:

1. “We were distracted by all that super moon hype.”
2. “We were distracted by all the season finales on TV.”
3. “We were distracted by greed.”

 

John Travolta’s Massage Pet Peeves:

1. Requesting a man and getting a drag queen instead.
2. Asking for a happy ending and getting a kids book read to him instead.
3. The spa’s insistence on playing the Grease soundtrack.

 

What Recent College Grads Living At Home Have To Look Forward To :

1. Playing beer pong with a 84-year-old neighbor.
2. Sitting at home waiting to sign for a FedEx package.
3. Walking your parents’ 3 Shih Tzus.

 

Best Judges:

1. Judge Reinhold
2. Da Judge (From “Here Come Da Judge”)
3. Judge Wapner

Worst Judges:

1. Judge Ito
2. Judge Dredd
3. Simon Cowell


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