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Katie Holmes Joins Twitter??: Her First Tweets (Or Maybe Not)

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Follow me on Twitter.
Don’t follow me in real life like those Scientology goons.

 

Man am I tired…
Just spent the last hour jumping on the couch
after finally filing for divorce.

 

Went to get ice cream with Suri.
We both got cookies and cream cones
just because Tom would
only allow us to get vanilla.

 

Tom’s best acting job?
In the bedroom.

 

We had so many houses I thought it would be cool to
trade them all for a hotel, like in Monopoly.

 

Ya know what the “L” stands for
in L. Ron Hubbard?
Looney.

 

Can you say “Napolean Complex?”

 

One positive thing I can say about Scientology:
When you went to their dinners,
they had the best chocolate fountain.

 


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