Tweets From The Fire Extinguisher Punched By Amar’e Stoudemire
|May 1, 2012||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
“Man, and this was my dream job,
especially because I got to see the players nude in the locker room.”
“Why is it everyone wants to know how Amar’e is,
but no one asks how I am doing?”
“My favorite Stones song is now “Shattered.”
“I never saw this coming.
I always thought I would be punched by that ass LeBron.”
“Why the hell do people have such a hard time spelling my name:
It’s “EXTINGUISHER,” people!!”
“Either Amar’e has anger issues or
his new braids are too tight.”
“Ya know what I hate?
When they schedule fire drills during my nap time.”
“Tell Amar’e if he’d like a rematch, I’m game.
Bring it on, sucker!”
“Man, I am soooo glad I have casualty insurance.”