Tweets From Mitt Romney
|September 19, 2012||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
How come no one secretly tapes me
when I’m doing something mundane,
like shooting the breeze with my chauffeurs?
After I win the election
I plan to go on vacation.
To the Cayman Islands.
To visit my money.
I made my money the old-fashioned way:
By buying companies at rock bottom prices,
taking exorbitant salaries and bonuses,
then leaving the job of cleaning up my mess
to the lucky few who still have jobs.
Ann and I struggled when we first got married.
Our apartment on Park Avenue was so small
we had to buy another one
just so our housekeeper had a place
to cook us our meals.
A new poll says 53% of Americans
agree with my 47% comment.
The first thing I will do as President?
Take away Lindsay Lohan’s drivers license.
There’s one thing both
Republicans and Democrats
can agree on:
I have better hair than Obama.