Tweets From Kobe Bryant’s Almost-Ex-Wife
|December 19, 2011||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
“Ya know what’s funny?
I can’t shoot a basketball to save my life
and I’m going to get half of everything.
“Kobe’s gone. That’s good.
Now if I can only get Phil Jackson to move out of our guest room.”
“I have a feeling Kobe will be spending the holidays with his ho-ho-ho’s.”
“Kobe plays for the Lakers.
In bed I played for the Fakers.”
“Things to do today:
spend more money
and then spend even more money.”
“VH-1 just called: “Basketball Wives” here I come”
“You could say “He’s got to “turnover” lots of cash to me.”
“I have a rule I sorta stole from the NBA:
Cheat 6 times and you’re thrown out.”
“Ya know that 4-million-dollar ring
he gave me during his sexual assault trial?
I think I’ll buy a pair of 4-million dollar earrings to match.”
“Tomorrow I plan to do something I’ve wanted to do for a long time:
Buy Clippers season tickets.”