Tweets From Kanye and Kim’s Baby
|January 2, 2013||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
Gee, I wonder if my name is going to start with a “K”
What’s an ass?
And why does everyone talk about my moms?
I just know my dad is going to try and
steal the limelight somehow during the delivery.
Do you think I’ll inherit the big ego gene?
I just know kids are going to tease me
because my dad wore a skirt.
Why can’t anyone explain to me why my mom is famous?
What happened to grandpa Bruce’s face?
I am still in my mom’s womb,
yet she still expects me to sign a release form
so I can appear on her dopey reality show.
Anyone know of a good agent,
specializing in soon-to-be born kids?