Tweets From Clint Eastwood’s Chair
|September 1, 2012||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
Wanna “Make my Day,” Mr. Eastwood?
You can start by fixing my wobbly leg.
My favorite movie?
Chair-iots of Fire
My cousin is the black sheep of the family:
He’s a lounge chair and just lays around all day.
I am not a Republican.
I am an Independent.
I can stand on my own four feet.
Who do you think has a better personality:
Me or that Mitt Romney guy?
Mr. Eastwood promised to put me in his next movie,
but I bet he says that to all the chairs.
Man, that was the whitest crowd I’ve ever seen,
including the time I was employed
at a NASCAR dinner.