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Tweets From Clint Eastwood’s Chair

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Wanna “Make my Day,” Mr. Eastwood?
You can start by fixing my wobbly leg.


My favorite movie?
Chair-iots of Fire


My cousin is the black sheep of the family:
He’s a lounge chair and just lays around all day.


I am not a Republican.
I am an Independent.
I can stand on my own four feet.


Who do you think has a better personality:
Me or that Mitt Romney guy?


Mr. Eastwood promised to put me in his next movie,
but I bet he says that to all the chairs.


Man, that was the whitest crowd I’ve ever seen,
including the time I was employed
at a NASCAR dinner.

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