Tweets From An Anonymous NBC Announcer
At The 2012 Olympics
|July 30, 2012||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
“Why the hell did I waste my time
getting a Journalism degree from an Ivy League school?
Instead, I should have spent my time
learning about the best hair care products. #Seacrest
“You know what sucks?
When the Olympics are over,
my next gig isn’t until July 4th,
when I work the Nathans Hot Dog Eating Contest.”
“I get the feeling the network
doesn’t like my work.
It could be because I
just looked at tomorrow’s schedule and
they have me down for ice skating.”
“You think you’re confused?
I’m the one announcing this event
and I’m not sure if it’s taped or live!”
“You know what should be an Olympic event?
Trying to find the channel
airing the event you’d like to watch.
“Can you keep a secret?
Bob Costas brought a whole suitcase to London
filled with nothing but hair dye.”