The Latest Statistics
|June 28, 2011||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
23% of clowns are allergic to makeup.
37% of American against gay marriage are gay.
18% of New Yorkers say if gay people can marry,
straight people should be able to have a “straight pride parade.”
19% of Americans, at this very moment, can’t find the remote.
87% of Americans who bought a tablet computer that wasn’t the iPad also own a Zune.
39% of people in the Hamptons get their tans while sitting in a convertible in traffic.
100% of Americans who claim they were abducted by aliens took LSD on that same day.
77% of NYC Tourists, when asked “What do you want to see most in the city?”,
answered “Donald Trump’s hair.”
100% of NYC tourists look like NYC tourists.