The Lance Armstrong Revelations Edited Out Of The Oprah Interview
|January 20, 2013||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
Without steroids I would need
training wheels to ride a bike.
I took twice the amount of steroids
when riding a bicycle built for two.
One of Sheryl Crow’s albums includes a song she wrote for me called
“My Ex-Boyfriend Lance Armstrong Takes Steroids”
All these years I’ve told reporters
my favorite color is blue.
It’s actually red.
The online password I use most is “HGH4ever.”
I once helped a little old lady across the street,
while on my way to get a steroid injection.