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The Lance Armstrong Revelations Edited Out Of The Oprah Interview

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Without steroids I would need
training wheels to ride a bike.

 

I took twice the amount of steroids
when riding a bicycle built for two.

 

One of Sheryl Crow’s albums includes a song she wrote for me called
“My Ex-Boyfriend Lance Armstrong Takes Steroids”

 

All these years I’ve told reporters
my favorite color is blue.
It’s actually red.

 

The online password I use most is “HGH4ever.”

 

I once helped a little old lady across the street,
while on my way to get a steroid injection.

 



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