The Final Tweets of Osama Bin Laden on Sunday, May 1, 2011
|May 3, 2011||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
“You know where
I wish I was right now?
Relaxing at sea.”
“I’m bored. Let’s play a game.
Tweet me and tell me what you
would have for your last meal.
I’d have KFC. Extra-Crispy, of course.”
“I’ve got to give it to Obama.
Even though I don’t like him,
he was hilarious at the
White House Correspondents Dinner.”
“Donald Trump just called.
He wanted to know if I was
interested in buying an apartment
at some building with his name on it.
Man, is he desperate!”
“How is it possible that all of my wives
have their periods at the same time?”
“I feel great today.
Probably because I took my monthly shower.”
“Damn, why are they cutting
into “Celebrity Apprentice” for a news bulle