Thanksgiving Weekend: The Post Game Show
|November 28, 2011||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
Friday, of course, was Black Friday.
Saturday was Small Business Saturday.
Today is Cyber Monday.
Why stop there?
“Switch the Price Tag” Tuesday
“Don’t Buy Anything” Wednesday
“Fall In A Store and Sue” Thursday
“Pay In Pennies” Friday
“Return Everything” Saturday
Thanksgiving Menu at Occupy Wall Street: (Ironically, a very rich meal)
Turkey with a Pepper Spray Rub
99% Fat Free Zuccotti Zucchini
(To keep the doctor away, since they can’t afford health insurance.)
Best New Thanksgiving Songs:
“This Is Not The Holiday With Santa”
“Turkey In The Sky With Diamonds”
Statistics from the Weekend:
31% had sushi for Thanksgiving.
47% had to unzip their pants after dinner.
73% of Black Friday shoppers had a kitchen knife with them, just in case.
At the Movies for Thanksgiving:
Lay-away is now available at most theatres for a large popcorn and soda.
Average number of trailers before a movie: 63
In case you missed it, the answer to the jumble on the screen before the movie was “George Clooney.”