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Thanksgiving Weekend: The Post Game Show

 

Friday, of course, was Black Friday.
Saturday was Small Business Saturday.
Today is Cyber Monday.
Why stop there?
How about…

“Switch the Price Tag” Tuesday
“Don’t Buy Anything” Wednesday
“Fall In A Store and Sue” Thursday
“Pay In Pennies” Friday
“Return Everything” Saturday
“Shoplift” Sunday

Thanksgiving Menu at Occupy Wall Street: (Ironically,  a very rich meal)

Turkey with a Pepper Spray Rub
99% Fat Free Zuccotti Zucchini
Dessert: Apples
(To keep the doctor away, since they can’t afford health insurance.)


Best New Thanksgiving Songs:

“This Is Not The Holiday With Santa”
“Turkey In The Sky With Diamonds”

Statistics from the Weekend:

31% had sushi for Thanksgiving.
47% had to unzip their pants after dinner.
73% of Black Friday shoppers had a kitchen knife with them, just in case.

At the Movies for Thanksgiving:

Lay-away is now available at most theatres for a large popcorn and soda. 
Average number of trailers before a movie: 63
In case you missed it, the answer to the jumble on the screen before the movie was “George Clooney.”


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