Posts Tagged by Tim Tebow

Random Friday: Featuring The End Of Twinkies, The President On Staten Island, Relief For Mets Fans and More

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  President Obama traveled to Staten Island to see firsthand the devastation caused by Hurricane Sandy. Upon arrival, the President was quoted as saying “Are you kidding me? The toll was how much??”   Who says FEMA doesn’t have a sense of humor? They’ve declared Citi Field a disaster area and have promised each and […] more

Highlights of the Tim Tebow Press Conference

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    “Mark Sanchez and I have a great relationship. Probably because our only interaction is playing Words With Friends.   “All jokes aside, the buildings here really are tall.”   “Why isn’t our owner, coach and GM here, you ask? They are in Switzerland trying to convince Mark Sanchez to come back to the […] more

Random Friday

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Going to the movies this weekend to see what all the hype is about concerning that film about supermodels, The Hunger Games.   It’s ironic that Tim Tebow is coming to New York even though all Jets fans were praying he wouldn’t.   Tim Tebow and Jeremy Lin in the same town? If this were the Wild […] more

Tweets From NY Jet Tim Tebow

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“What’s a bagel? What’s a knish?”   “It’s embarrassing to admit but I forgot what Tebowing is. Can anyone out there in the Twitterverse remind me? Preferably before the season starts.”   “Peyton Manning is the devil.”   “Dear Mark Sanchez, I may be religious but that doesn’t mean I don’t want your job. And […] more

Random Friday

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If the Giants win Sunday and go to the Super Bowl, there’s one sure thing: When Governor Chris Christie makes one of those inevitable bets with the Governor of the opposing state, Christie will insist on getting back some type of fried food if he wins. How long will it be before someone uses Siri […] more

Random Friday

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  Beyonce and Jay Z are finally home alone with their baby Blue Ivy. It must be nice, just the 3 of them alone in their house… along with their security guards, maids, chefs, a pilates instructor, butler,  juggler, chauffeur, stylist, make up artist,  psychic,  nanny,  nurse, balloon animal maker and gardener.   My prediction […] more

Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions

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  Kim Kardashian: “Meet and date Katie Perry.” (Hey, her name starts with a “K”. Plus, think of the ratings) Katie Perry: “Stay as far away from Kim Kardashian as possible.” Newt Gingrich:  “Stay with my wife, even if she gets cancer. Maybe.” Tim Tebow:  “I say it every year, but hopefully in 2012 I […] more

Celebrity Letters To Santa/Part 2

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    Dear Santa, I know a lot of people were not happy with me this year but I know I tried my best.  Oh, well. However, I still believe I deserve a present. I would love one of those basketballs that you never have to inflate with air. You have no idea what a […] more

 

 

Dear Santa,

I know a lot of people were not happy with me this year but I know I tried my best.  Oh, well. However, I still believe I deserve a present. I would love one of those basketballs that you never have to inflate with air. You have no idea what a pain in the ass it is trying to find an air pump here at the White House. It’s frustrating.

Thanks for listening,
President Barack Obama


Dear Santa,

The only thing I want is for you to bring me back some food once  your Xmas duties are done.  My list includes things you certainly can’t find in the North Pole: a bagel with a schmear, Sauteed fresh water mackerel seasoned with cilantro and wrapped in phyllo dough and, if there’s no line, get me a dozen cupcakes from Magnolia Bakery. That’s it and thanks again, honey!

Love,
Mrs. Claus


Dear Santa,

I know I haven’t been good this year, which is why I’m only asking for one thing:
Can you please bring me Justin Bieber.

Crossing My Fingers,
Jerry Sandusky


Dear Santa,

Like last year and the year before that I don’t want anything from you. Jesus gives me everything I need…everything I want. Although an iPad would be great. So I can read the Bible on it. And play Angry Birds. Thanks.

God Bless You,
Tim Tebow