Posts Tagged by The Kardashians

Random Friday: Featuring Joe Biden’s Lawn, Mitt’s Halloween Costume, Another Lohan Fight and More

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Missed the debate? In a nutshell Joe Biden told Paul Ryan to get off his lawn and kept the ball that landed in his backyard.   Following Mitt Romney’s debate comments, interest in Big Bird costumes for Halloween skyrocketed 500 percent. If Romney wins the election, expect to see plenty of Oscar The Grouch costumes, […] more

Random Friday: Featuring The End of Fashion Week AND Super-Sized Sodas, Monica Lewinsky’s Book, and More

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  McDonalds will begin posting calorie information on its giant menu boards as early as next week. It was to begin months ago, but needed to install new boards that are able to accomodate more than just 3-digit numbers.   “It’s about time New York banned large-sized, sugary drinks” said the man smoking cigarettes and […] more

My 100% Unauthorized Guide To The New Fall 2012 TV Shows
**(Including That Crappy-Looking Show Starring Matthew Perry That NBC Promoted 3-Billion Times During The Olympics)

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What You Can Expect…   That crappy-looking sitcom starring Matthew Perry that NBC promoted 3-billion times during the Olympics.   That crappy-looking sitcom set in a vet’s office with lots of cute animals that NBC promoted 3-billion times during the Olympics.   A show revolving around a big mystery that could destroy the world that […] more

Random Friday: Featuring The Return Of ALF, Rihanna’s New Job, Beck’s Olympic Victory and More

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    Joan Rivers handcuffed herself to a shopping cart at an L.A. Costco this week because they refused to sell her raunchy new book. The publicity stunt was an expensive one for Ms. Rivers, because she bought the handcuffs at Costco, where the cheapest box costs $850 for 200. (Expect to see Rivers on QVC […] more

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Congratulations!! Actually, this week Bradley Cooper was named People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive.” Why is it a movie star/celebrity always wins this thing? There has to be an accountant or window washer out there who’s sexier than him. At a campaign stop in Miami’s Little Havana, Herman Cain asked: “How do you say ‘delicious’ in […] more

Congratulations!!

Actually, this week Bradley Cooper was named
People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive.”
Why is it a movie star/celebrity always wins this thing?
There has to be an accountant or window washer out there who’s sexier than him.

At a campaign stop in Miami’s Little Havana, Herman Cain asked:
“How do you say ‘delicious’ in Cuban?”
Spanish is the language Cubans speak.
Not a big mistake…if you run a pizza company.

Don’t rush back:
There’s more exciting action at Occupy Wall Street than at a regular-season NBA game.

 It won’t be long before there is only one store left in the mall:
According to a recent survey
the iPad is the #1 gift on holiday wish lists of U.S. kids ages 6-12.
The iPod Touch and iPhone are #2 and #3.

One thing that would make the Penn State story better:
If the man who’s the target of the investigation, Jerry Sandusky,
had the last name of one of the coaches involved in the coverup: McQueary.

A new online petition, titled “No More Kardashian”
calls for E! to boot the family from the airwaves.
So far, over 111,000 people have signed it.
However, over 10-million people are expected to watch
the “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” episode
about 
the “No More Kardashian Petition.”

Proof that lions are more advanced than humans:
The female lion does more than 90% of the hunting, while males rest