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DON’T Do These Things Today,
The Monday After The Thanksgiving Weekend

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    DON’T weigh yourself. (Seriously, DON’T weigh yourself.)   DON’T tell everyone you see every detail of the horrific explosion you caused trying to fry a turkey.   DON’T go out to lunch and joke to the waiter “I’m in the mood for turkey!!”   DON’T brag about all of the great bargains you […] more

The Most Common
Thanksgiving-Related Injuries

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Thanksgiving Weekend: The Post Game Show

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  Friday, of course, was Black Friday. Saturday was Small Business Saturday. Today is Cyber Monday. Why stop there? How about… “Switch the Price Tag” Tuesday “Don’t Buy Anything” Wednesday “Fall In A Store and Sue” Thursday “Pay In Pennies” Friday “Return Everything” Saturday “Shoplift” Sunday Thanksgiving Menu at Occupy Wall Street: (Ironically,  a very rich […] more

Overheard (Every) Thanksgiving

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“Turn the football game back on. I’m not playing. Turn it back on. Now. Don’t make me get that carving knife.” “Mommy, either Uncle Stanley is taking a nap or he’s dead…come look. “Damn, I forgot to serve the ______________” “The traffic was so bad that next year we are taking a private jet.” (Obviously […] more

Tweets From A Turkey

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  “My brother was turkey royalty. When he finally gave up his life, instead of being served to a commoner, he became Thanksgiving dinner for your popular singer Tony Bennett.” “Just so you know, we do not like it one bit when you use us as a way to describe a bad movie. Stop.” “You […] more

Black Friday: The Movie

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