Posts Tagged by Suri Cruise

How Katie Holmes Spent The 4th Of July

1.Checked her apartment for bugging devices.   2. Answered the phone 37 times. All hangups.   3. Watched Mission:Impossible to brush up on spying tactics.   4. Went to Redbox and returned Mission:Impossible and all of her other Tom Cruise DVDs.   5. Then to the library to return all of her L. Ron Hubbard […] more

Tweets From Suri Cruise

    I’m not surprised they are getting divorced. All my mom would do all day is yell at my dad for jumping on the couch.   My dad introduced me to John Travolta last week. Boy, those two really like each other.   What’s a “sham marriage?” Everyone keeps saying my parents have one. […] more