Posts Tagged by NY Mets

Random Friday: Featuring Obama And Mitt Hanging In The White House, David Wright And Twinkie Executives Cashing In And More

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David Wright has accepted a 7-year, $122 million contract extension from the NY Mets, although now I’m hearing it might be off, as the whole thing was contingent on Fred Wilpon winning Powerball.   Not a single person was reported shot, stabbed or slashed in New York City on Monday, which means there were no […] more

Random Friday: Featuring The End Of Twinkies, The President On Staten Island, Relief For Mets Fans and More

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  President Obama traveled to Staten Island to see firsthand the devastation caused by Hurricane Sandy. Upon arrival, the President was quoted as saying “Are you kidding me? The toll was how much??”   Who says FEMA doesn’t have a sense of humor? They’ve declared Citi Field a disaster area and have promised each and […] more

Random Friday: Google Underwater, The World’s Largest Ferris Wheel, A Vegas Refund And More

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    I find it interesting that the two biggest highlights of the NY Mets 2012 season happened on the same day: 1. R.A. Dickey won his 20th game. 2. Keith Hernandez shaved his moustache off for the first time in 25 years.   Amazingly this is not the premise of an upcoming reality show: […] more

Apple Is The Most Valuable Company Ever, But What Are The Least Valuable Companies Today? Our Complete List

NEW YORK — Apple is the world’s most valuable company, ever. On Monday, its surging stock propelled the company’s value to $621 billion, beating the record for market capitalization set by Microsoft Corp. in the heady days of the Internet boom.   No surprise, but did you ever wonder what the least valuable companies are […] more

Random Friday: Featuring Divorcing Turtles, Bacon Sundaes and More

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Two turtles, Bibi and Poldi, have refused to share the same cage at the Austrian Zoo after being each other’s companion for 115 years. They stayed together all these years for the sake of their turtle kids, now 98 and 95.   The Mets are considering having a  ‘quiet’ section in Citi Field… because most […] more

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    NJ Governor Chris Christie caught Bruce Springsteen live this week and, as you would expect, had great seats. Four of them. All for him.   Attention Mets fans: Please note an important change this season at Citi Field: When you buy a scorecard, instead of a pencil, you get a pen with red […] more

 

 


NJ Governor Chris Christie caught Bruce Springsteen
live this week and, as you would expect, had great seats.
Four of them.
All for him.

 

Attention Mets fans:
Please note an important change this season at Citi Field:
When you buy a scorecard, instead of a pencil,
you get a pen with red ink.
Apparently their accountants ordered cases of them.

 

 

The big star of the NY Car Show is a flying car.
While some people see this as the future,
all I see is more confusion and longer lines at the DMV.

 

Now, fans of the Mets and Yankees with peanut allergies can breathe a sigh of relief, as the two teams have announced nut-free seating for this upcoming season.
Here’s my suggestion:
Set up a special section for people who actually want to watch the game.


The Bad News: Spicy tuna rolls may be linked to a 19-state salmonella outbreak.
The Good News: It allows us to rationalize eating McDonalds for a week or two.

 

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