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Overheard At The Giants Parade

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“I heard Madonna was going to be here, but she’s in the hospital suffering from Post-Super Bowl exhaustion.” ‘While we’re down here we should find some bankers and rough them up.” “I just saw Rex Ryan down the street eating a cheeseburger and mumbling “the Jets are better than the Giants.” Parade??? I thought the […] more

Anonymous Tweets From The Sidelines During The Super Bowl

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“I guess they couldn’t get Lady Gaga for the halftime show, so they got her mom instead.” “I secretly hope we  lose so I can get the hell out of here, go to my hotel room and  watch “The Voice.” “Damn, I forgot that if you’re playing you can’t see all the commercials. That’s not […] more

Prediction: The Super Bowl Will Be Superbad

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Giants Fan vs. Jets Fan/2011-2012 Season

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Random Friday

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If the Giants win Sunday and go to the Super Bowl, there’s one sure thing: When Governor Chris Christie makes one of those inevitable bets with the Governor of the opposing state, Christie will insist on getting back some type of fried food if he wins. How long will it be before someone uses Siri […] more

If the Giants win Sunday and go to the Super Bowl,
there’s one sure thing:
When Governor Chris Christie makes one of those inevitable bets with the Governor of the opposing state,
Christie will insist on getting back some type of fried food if he wins.


How long will it be before someone uses Siri as a legal defense.
“Yes, I robbed that bank, but Siri told me to.”


You know the Seinfeld episode where George panics and flees a kids party when a fire starts?
The captain of that cruise ship liked it so much he felt compelled to recreate the scenario at sea.


The ex-wife of Newt Gingrich says he sought to have an “open marriage.”
His reason?
He thought a third person would be useful in case of a tie vote.


Now let me get this straight:
Tim Tebow is an extremely religious young man and he’s out of the playoffs.
Tom Brady, on the other hand,  is obviously not as religious,
yet he’s won 3 Super Bowls, he’s still in the playoffs
and married to a supermodel.
Now you tell me who’s blessed?


Speaking of prayers, mine have been answered:
David Beckham has re-signed with the L.A. Galaxy.