Posts Tagged by NBA

Yo! Here’s What To Expect When The Nets Move To Brooklyn

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      Last week the Brooklyn Nets unveiled their new logo (see above) and while the press conference was going on I took the opportunity to stroll through their offices, where I happened upon this memo, detailing some of the plans for their first season:     Parking on the street? For just $5 […] more

Amar’e Stoudemire Sings: His New Album

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Tweets From The Fire Extinguisher Punched By Amar’e Stoudemire

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    “Man, and this was my dream job, especially because I got to see the players nude in the locker room.”   “Why is it everyone wants to know how Amar’e is,  but no one asks how I am doing?”   “My favorite Stones song is now “Shattered.”   “I never saw this coming. […] more

Random Friday: Starring Britney Spears, Charles Manson, the Fox News Mole and the IRS

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          Britney Spears is set to sign a 15-million deal to be a judge on The X Factor. Why is it that only female singers who can’t sing… Paula Abdul, Jennifer Lopez and now Britney… are hired to judge singers? Just askin’.   Charles Manson has been denied parole for the […] more

Things In Blue Ivy’s Nursery…and Even More “Sets of 3”

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Things In Blue Ivy’s Nursery: 1. Baby’s First Gold Record 2. A rattle sculpted from the Hope Diamond 3. Another rattle sculpted from the Hope Diamond   Best Accents: 1. Brooklyn 2. British 3. Canadian   Musicians Who Will Never Be Featured on “Glee”: 1. Marilyn Manson 2. Gary Puckett and the Union Gap 3. […] more

Mike D’antoni On Twitter

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    “Well, the good news is I will finally have time to organize my Pez dispenser collection.”   “Do you think it was because of my “non-New York” accent?”   “Do you think it was because of my 70’s moustache?”   “Let’s just say that if I resigned and didn’t quit, then Jennifer Aniston […] more

Carmelo: The Movie

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Jeremy Lin On Twitter/His Secret Account

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  “Frankly, I just don’t get it. People act as if they’ve never seen an Asian guy from Harvard come out of nowhere and, in the course of a week, tear up the NBA and become a national sensation.” “Every time someone says “Lin-sanity” I make $1.” “All of my dreams have come true…except one: […] more

Jeremy Lin: A Psychic Predicts His Future

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      April: While flying back to NYC,  the pilot of the Knicks charter flight passes out. Jeremy takes the controls and safely lands the plane on top of Madison Square Garden. To celebrate he takes the entire team out for ice cream. May: Jeremy adopts 2 rescue dogs. However, unlike most people, he […] more

Jeremy Lin = Lin-sanity

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    If you don’t know who Jeremy Lin is, here’s all you need to know: He graduated from Harvard. Lin is the first American player in the NBA to be of Chinese descent. He’s been bouncing around the league…until now, going  from unknown to phenom in 3 games. In his first 3 NBA starts […] more

 

 


If you don’t know who Jeremy Lin is, here’s all you need to know:

    • He graduated from Harvard.
    • Lin is the first American player in the NBA to be of Chinese descent.
    • He’s been bouncing around the league…until now, going  from unknown to phenom in 3 games.
    • In his first 3 NBA starts he led the Knicks to 3 straight wins with his sensatonal play at point guard.
    • Most importantly, Lin has become a Twitter sensation, with tons of funny comments, hashtags and puns. 
    • Here are some of the best. They are 100% real. And 100% funny.

“His momma Angelina Jolie is so proud of him.”

“A whole bunch of asian folk gonna think they can ball now. Not only is he scoring a ton of points
but he is also tutoring his teammates children in math.”

“Asian fan is holding up a sign:
“Who says we can’t drive?” Tremendous.
It’s all Jeremy Lin all the time.”

“Why you need ‘Melo when you got yellow?”

“Jeremy Lin didn’t break twitter, but did blow up the Linternet.”

“FREE EGG ROLL FOR EVERYONE TONIGHTTTTTTTTT LMFAOOOOOOO.”

“I looked for a Jeremy Lin jersey online,
but my only option so far is to get a Chinese knockoff.
Of course it is. #linsanity

“If they beat Lakers NYC renames the Statue of Linberty.”

#linsation

@JLin7 is building a LINstitution.”

“Madison Square GuardLin

“Linning!!!!”

“That sounded Lincere RT@HowardBeckNYT I apolingize. RT@DHYLNP@HowardBeckNYT For the love of God please stop with the bad puns!”