Posts Tagged by kim kardashian

Headlines…One Year From Now

“Kim Kardashian Accused of Staging Recent Colonoscopy” “The Spice Girls Return With A New CD and Tour” “Herman Cain Accused of Groping All  5 Spice Girls” “New iPhone App Replaces Voice of Siri With That of Mike Tyson” “Baby Mamas File Class Action Suit For Back Wages, As NBA Strike Continues” “To Get A Jump […] more

High Profile Job Openings

  Producer/The Academy Awards: Must be able to deal with egos, egos and more egos. Ball busters, too. Having every A-lister on speed dial required.Proficiency in Excel a plus. Ability to make a 3-hour show featuring every big name in Hollywood as boring as possible essential.  Host/The Academy Awards: Must have ego, ego and more […] more

Random Friday

Something tells me pretty soon the number of people protesting at Occupy South Beach will be dramatically more than those on Wall Street You turn back the clock this Sunday, which means an extra hour of sleep. Or if you’re Kim Kardashian, an extra hour to plan your next wedding. Speaking of Kardashian, she says […] more

Reasons Why Kim Kardashian Filed For Divorce

She stumbled upon his stats  and found out the truth: He’s not the NBA superstar he said he was. He didn’t fit in well with her “brand.” Duh…She was scheduled to tape the divorce episode in just 6 days. She found it creepy to be calling out her mother’s name during sex. Before getting married […] more