Posts Tagged by Kanye West

What Are Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Googling These Days?

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Tweets From Kanye and Kim’s Baby

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  Gee, I wonder if my name is going to start with a “K”   What’s an ass? And why does everyone talk about my moms?   I just know my dad is going to try and steal the limelight somehow during the delivery.   Do you think I’ll inherit the big ego gene?   […] more

Overheard At The 12-12-12 Concert

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  “All of these cops here and not one of them arrests Roger Daltrey? Isn’t there a law that senior citizens can’t take their shirts off in public?”     “There are more wrinkles onstage here tonight than there are in a roomful of Shar-Pei puppies.”     “Man, this concert is amazing… I can’t […] more

Jerry Sandusky’s Favorite Football Terms, What You WON’T Find In Kim & Kanye’s House and More “Sets of 3”

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  Jerry Sandusky’s Favorite Football Terms: 1. Illegal Motion 2. Tight End 3. Blowout   What I Saw During A 5-Minute Walk in NYC on Monday: 1. A man eating an avocado like an apple 2. A woman humping a fire hydrant 3. A parking spot   Reasons John Edwards and Rielle Hunter Broke Up: […] more

24 Hours of Headlines (Or “Where Did We Go Wrong?”)

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    Want to know how we are doing as a country? Simply open up a newspaper…or go to one online. I did just that, keeping track of headlines for a random 24-hour period: Wednesday, June 6th 7am – Thursday, June 7th, 7am. They speak volumes. And remember: This is ONLY 24 hours.     […] more

Random Friday: The G Spot, Drinking Hand Sanitizer, Moonwalking At Gunpoint And More

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  The relationship between Kanye West and Kim Kardashian must be real because they already have their own couple name: “Kimye” They also have enough money to buy their own island, which is a suggestion, not a statement.   I just saw pictures of Jennifer Aniston’s house in a magazine… WOW! What a place! It’s […] more

Random Friday

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In this week’s reality TV news, Michelle Bachmann was the first contestant to be kicked off of “Idiot Island.” Reports say Kodak is preparing for bankruptcy. For the young people out there, Kodak made film. Don’t know what film is? Google it. Beyonce is expected to give birth any day now… which explains the shortage […] more

In this week’s reality TV news, Michelle Bachmann was the first contestant to be kicked off of “Idiot Island.”

Reports say Kodak is preparing for bankruptcy.
For the young people out there, Kodak made film.
Don’t know what film is?
Google it.

Beyonce is expected to give birth any day now…
which explains the shortage of 1000-thread-count diapers in NYC.

True story:
In Cleveland,  a man was stabbed as a result of a fight that began
when he didn’t know that singer Beyonce and rapper Jay-Z are married.
Apparently this type of behavior runs in the family.
The stabber’s dad spent 25 years in jail for shooting a guy
who didn’t know Debbie Reynolds and Eddie Fisher were married.

According to a new poll, 81% of New Year’s Resolutions
have already been broken.
Make that 82%…

 one of mine was to stop quoting  stats from polls.

You know those TV commercials for prescription medication
that include 3 minutes of side effects?

Every time I hear Rex Ryan speak I get at least 3 of those side effects.
Sometimes more.
Always nausea.