Posts Tagged by Justin Bieber

Next Week’s Celebrity Headlines…Today

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    Sofia Vergara To Star In Colombian Hooker/Secret Service Movie   Dick Clark Leaves Entire Estate To Ryan Seacrest   Winner Of “American Idol” To Fight Winner Of “The Voice”   Three Arrested In “Dancing With The Stars” Rumba Scandal    Government Study Confirms “Bieber Fever” Is Not A Real Illness   Shocking Allegation: […] more

Random Friday

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Justin Bieber turned 18 this week. Which means he finally has the legal right to decide how he wears his hair.   One American Idol contestants’ story: 1. Grew up in a small town. 2. His dad was a preacher. 3. He never felt like he fit in. 4. So he moves to NYC. What […] more

Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions

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  Kim Kardashian: “Meet and date Katie Perry.” (Hey, her name starts with a “K”. Plus, think of the ratings) Katie Perry: “Stay as far away from Kim Kardashian as possible.” Newt Gingrich:  “Stay with my wife, even if she gets cancer. Maybe.” Tim Tebow:  “I say it every year, but hopefully in 2012 I […] more

Random Friday

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Something tells me pretty soon the number of people protesting at Occupy South Beach will be dramatically more than those on Wall Street You turn back the clock this Sunday, which means an extra hour of sleep. Or if you’re Kim Kardashian, an extra hour to plan your next wedding. Speaking of Kardashian, she says […] more

Something tells me pretty soon
the number of people protesting
at Occupy South Beach
will be dramatically more than those on Wall Street

You turn back the clock this Sunday,
which means an extra hour of sleep.
Or if you’re Kim Kardashian,
an extra hour to plan your next wedding.

Speaking of Kardashian, she says she would
never cash in on her marriage/divorce.
Except for her new perfume “72 Days”

The NYC Marathon is Sunday.
Maybe Herman Cain can run in that instead.

NJ Governor Chris Christie was going to run in the Marathon,
but Sunday just happens to also be
All-You-Can-Eat Pancake Day at IHOP.

A woman is suing Justin Bieber,
claiming he is the father of her child.
When the police asked her to describe the man,
she said all I remember is he had
one of those trendy “Bieber haircuts.”

This week The Los Angeles Dodgers became the first
professsional sports team
to hire a woman as their head trainer.
In an unrelated story, the Los Angeles Dodgers are
expected to have an unusually
high number of players claiming
to have  groin injuries next season.

They should put Lindsay Lohan and her dad
in the same jail cell,
install a camera
and presto…
the best reality show ever.