Posts Tagged by Jerry Sandusky

Jerry Sandusky’s Favorite Football Terms, What You WON’T Find In Kim & Kanye’s House and More “Sets of 3”

  Jerry Sandusky’s Favorite Football Terms: 1. Illegal Motion 2. Tight End 3. Blowout   What I Saw During A 5-Minute Walk in NYC on Monday: 1. A man eating an avocado like an apple 2. A woman humping a fire hydrant 3. A parking spot   Reasons John Edwards and Rielle Hunter Broke Up: […] more

Overheard On Father’s Day 2012

  I have two mommies, so I call today “Awkward Day.”   Sorry about that boring card. There wasn’t much of a choice. In fact, there were actually more Congratulations On Your Successful Hernia Surgery cards.   Oh, great…thanks for the apron…perfect for when I BBQ. I will put it over here with the other 16 […] more

Random Friday: Featuring Divorcing Turtles, Bacon Sundaes and More

Two turtles, Bibi and Poldi, have refused to share the same cage at the Austrian Zoo after being each other’s companion for 115 years. They stayed together all these years for the sake of their turtle kids, now 98 and 95.   The Mets are considering having a  ‘quiet’ section in Citi Field… because most […] more

The Worst of 2011: The First Annual Testy Awards*

    Worst Made-For-TV Wedding: Kim Kardashian and Kris Whats-His-Name Worst Use Of A Condiment: The Pepper Spraying of  “Occupy” Demonstraters Worst Doctor If You Need Someone To Come To Your Home To Administer Propofol: Dr. Conrad Murray Worst Reason To Be Against Same-Sex Marriage: “It’s a threat to the sanctity of marriage.” Worst Example […] more

Celebrity Letters To Santa/Part 2

    Dear Santa, I know a lot of people were not happy with me this year but I know I tried my best.  Oh, well. However, I still believe I deserve a present. I would love one of those basketballs that you never have to inflate with air. You have no idea what a […] more

Random Friday

Congratulations!! Actually, this week Bradley Cooper was named People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive.” Why is it a movie star/celebrity always wins this thing? There has to be an accountant or window washer out there who’s sexier than him. At a campaign stop in Miami’s Little Havana, Herman Cain asked: “How do you say ‘delicious’ in […] more