Posts Tagged by Jeremy Lin

Random Friday: Featuring 50 Shades Of Grey Replaces The Bible, The Asian Athlete Law, The Man Aisle And More

  How did the Yankees land Ichiro? Simple. A obscure law that states: “If a city loses an Asian athlete (Jeremy Lin) that athlete must be replaced with another Asian athlete (Ichiro)”   A hotel in England has replaced the bibles in every room with the book 50 Shades Of Grey. No surprise, considering this […] more

Random Friday: Featuring A True Genius, The World’s Oldest Bra, Sliced Bread and More

  People throw around the word “genius” way too much. Truth is, few really are. With that said, consider the person who said this: “Let’s see, we need to cast the star of Breaking Bad, a man who’s dying of cancer and makes meth… let’s hire the actor who played the dad on Malcolm In […] more

Recent Letters To And From Celebrities: Including Katie Holmes, Jeremy Lin, Batman, Mr. Met and More

Dear Salvation Army, Please find enclosed 300 pairs of shoes, all flats. I will not be needing them anymore. Thanks. Katie Holmes Dear Mr. Romney, Enclosed are the updated resumes you requested (again) reflecting changes (again) to your time at Bain Capital. Bob Stevens Bob Stevens Printing Emporium Dear Jeremy Lin, I would appreciate it […] more

Random Friday

Going to the movies this weekend to see what all the hype is about concerning that film about supermodels, The Hunger Games.   It’s ironic that Tim Tebow is coming to New York even though all Jets fans were praying he wouldn’t.   Tim Tebow and Jeremy Lin in the same town? If this were the Wild […] more

Tweets From NY Jet Tim Tebow

“What’s a bagel? What’s a knish?”   “It’s embarrassing to admit but I forgot what Tebowing is. Can anyone out there in the Twitterverse remind me? Preferably before the season starts.”   “Peyton Manning is the devil.”   “Dear Mark Sanchez, I may be religious but that doesn’t mean I don’t want your job. And […] more

Random Friday

    J.K. Rowling announced this week that her next book will be her first novel for adults. Rowling says she feels liberated not having to write about Harry Potter and is excited to write for a new audience. The book is tentatively titled “Barry Motter and The Magician’s Rock.”   When I watch the […] more

Jeremy Lin On Twitter/His Secret Account

  “Frankly, I just don’t get it. People act as if they’ve never seen an Asian guy from Harvard come out of nowhere and, in the course of a week, tear up the NBA and become a national sensation.” “Every time someone says “Lin-sanity” I make $1.” “All of my dreams have come true…except one: […] more

Random Friday

  In Las Vegas, a man suffered a heart attack after eating a ‘Triple Bypass Burger’ at the Heart Attack Grill. Talk about bad luck… considering the man was originally supposed to have dinner at the “Sex With A Supermodel Cafe.”   A 14-year-old super genius, Moshe Kai Cavalin, is about to graduate from UCLA. […] more

Jeremy Lin: A Psychic Predicts His Future

      April: While flying back to NYC,  the pilot of the Knicks charter flight passes out. Jeremy takes the controls and safely lands the plane on top of Madison Square Garden. To celebrate he takes the entire team out for ice cream. May: Jeremy adopts 2 rescue dogs. However, unlike most people, he […] more

Jeremy Lin = Lin-sanity

    If you don’t know who Jeremy Lin is, here’s all you need to know: He graduated from Harvard. Lin is the first American player in the NBA to be of Chinese descent. He’s been bouncing around the league…until now, going  from unknown to phenom in 3 games. In his first 3 NBA starts […] more