Posts Tagged by iPad

Why Stop At September? Apple Rumors/Predictions Fot The Rest Of 2012

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    Report: Apple To Announce iPhone 5, iPad Mini At Sept. 12 Event   It’s just an unconfirmed rumor at this point… but what the hell? Why not take it a step further and map out the Apple rumors/predictions for the rest of the year.   Sept 22: All new iPhones are recalled, due […] more

“Congratulations On Passing The Notary Public Exam” and More Extremely Specific Greeting Cards

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Things You Might Not Know About The New iPad

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  Siri is not included. Apparently she’s in the dog house after leaking classified Apple information to the press.   Unlike previous iPads, the Chinese kids who made this one were rewarded with a 15 minute break for every 12-hours worked.   Mitt Romney, like most struggling Americans, preordered 10 new iPads.   It comes […] more

Fear of Technology

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  According to the Los Angeles Times, nomophobia…the fear of being without your cell phone is on the rise. Here are some other technological phobias soon to be making headlines: JustMyDamnLuck-Phobia: Fear of buying an iPad a week before the new one comes out.   OneOfTheseThingsIsNotLikeTheOthers-Phobia: Fear of being the only one you know with […] more

Random Friday

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Congratulations!! Actually, this week Bradley Cooper was named People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive.” Why is it a movie star/celebrity always wins this thing? There has to be an accountant or window washer out there who’s sexier than him. At a campaign stop in Miami’s Little Havana, Herman Cain asked: “How do you say ‘delicious’ in […] more

Congratulations!!

Actually, this week Bradley Cooper was named
People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive.”
Why is it a movie star/celebrity always wins this thing?
There has to be an accountant or window washer out there who’s sexier than him.

At a campaign stop in Miami’s Little Havana, Herman Cain asked:
“How do you say ‘delicious’ in Cuban?”
Spanish is the language Cubans speak.
Not a big mistake…if you run a pizza company.

Don’t rush back:
There’s more exciting action at Occupy Wall Street than at a regular-season NBA game.

 It won’t be long before there is only one store left in the mall:
According to a recent survey
the iPad is the #1 gift on holiday wish lists of U.S. kids ages 6-12.
The iPod Touch and iPhone are #2 and #3.

One thing that would make the Penn State story better:
If the man who’s the target of the investigation, Jerry Sandusky,
had the last name of one of the coaches involved in the coverup: McQueary.

A new online petition, titled “No More Kardashian”
calls for E! to boot the family from the airwaves.
So far, over 111,000 people have signed it.
However, over 10-million people are expected to watch
the “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” episode
about 
the “No More Kardashian Petition.”

Proof that lions are more advanced than humans:
The female lion does more than 90% of the hunting, while males rest