Posts Tagged by Humor

Notes From My Trip To The DMV

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I went to the DMV yesterday and I’m happy to report nothing has changed. Not a thing. 1,000 patrons for every employee – CHECK A majority of patrons who don’t know what the word “patron” means – CHECK At least one screaming baby – CHECK No sense of urgency – CHECK It’s 11am and I’m […] more

Scarsdale “Crime Wave” – Part 2

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Here we go again! I love these. Scarsdale, NY…where apparently there is a contest going on to see who can call the police for the most frivolous reason. Once again, I saw this article online (theloopny.com) and couldn’t help re-posting it.  You can’t make this up…and I didn’t. They are 100% true. 100% entertaining. And […] more

Sets of 3

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      Conversation Starters With A Giant: 1. How’s the weather up there? 2. How tall is your wife? 3. Where do you buy your pants? Conversation Starters With A Gay Giant: 1. How’s the weather up there? 2. How tall is your partner? 3. Where did you buy those fabulous pants? Top 3 […] more

A Complete List of Things The Republicans Blame President Obama For

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The Deficit Unemployment Our Reliance On Foreign Oil Wall Street Greed Jobs moving overseas The dog down the street who won’t stop barking The Seal-Heidi Klum Split The shrinking size of  cereal boxes Pop Up Stores The redesign of Facebook That Adam Sandler Movie “Jack&Jill” The Cupcake Craze The return of McRib The Hindenburg Disaster […] more

Bumper Stickers 2012 Style

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  “Make War, Not Love -And Make Dick Cheney Richer”   “Honk If You Love Pan-Seared Chilean Sea Bass”   “Don’t Follow Me, I’m Lost… Thanks To This Crappy GPS I Got At The Dollar Store” “My Smart Phone Is Smarter Than Your Smart Phone” “Proud Parents Of A Serial Killer”   “I Brake For […] more

The Best Magazine Lists of 2011

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    US Magazine: 5 Stars Who Were Born In A Barn Cosmo: 10 Ways To Tell Your Husband Is Cheating On You With Your Boss’s Daughter Sports Illustrated: 8 Goalies Who Were Virgos National Geographic: 7 Isolated Tribes of the Amazon That Can’t Get The NFL Network Time Magazine: 5 Presidents Who Were Into […] more

 


 

US Magazine:
5 Stars Who Were Born In A Barn

Cosmo:
10 Ways To Tell Your Husband Is Cheating On You
With Your Boss’s Daughter

Sports Illustrated:
8 Goalies Who Were Virgos

National Geographic:
7 Isolated Tribes of the Amazon That Can’t Get The NFL Network

Time Magazine:
5 Presidents Who Were Into Yoga

Vogue:
10 Designers Who Are Straight Men

New York Magazine:
10 Broadway Shows Based On Cracker Jack Prizes

Gourmet Magazine:
5 Food Trucks That Also Sell Ecstasy

O, The Oprah Magazine:
5 Reasons Why I Want My TV Show Back

Car and Driver:
5 Cars Rob Schneider Wouldn’t Be Caught Dead In

Martha Stewart Living:
5 Colors You Should Never Wear To A Dinner Party

Golf Magazine:
5 Caddies Who Have Athlete’s Foot

Good Housekeeping:
10 Businesses We Gave Our Seal of Approval To By Mistake

Rolling Stone:
10 Rock Bands Managed By A Colombian Drug Lord