Posts Tagged by Herman Cain

Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions

  Kim Kardashian: “Meet and date Katie Perry.” (Hey, her name starts with a “K”. Plus, think of the ratings) Katie Perry: “Stay as far away from Kim Kardashian as possible.” Newt Gingrich:  “Stay with my wife, even if she gets cancer. Maybe.” Tim Tebow:  “I say it every year, but hopefully in 2012 I […] more

The Worst of 2011: The First Annual Testy Awards*

    Worst Made-For-TV Wedding: Kim Kardashian and Kris Whats-His-Name Worst Use Of A Condiment: The Pepper Spraying of  “Occupy” Demonstraters Worst Doctor If You Need Someone To Come To Your Home To Administer Propofol: Dr. Conrad Murray Worst Reason To Be Against Same-Sex Marriage: “It’s a threat to the sanctity of marriage.” Worst Example […] more

If Mrs. Herman Cain Were On Twitter

“Two can play this game: I’m having an affair with the CEO of Pizza Hut.” “Every time a woman steps forward to claim my husband sexually harassed them,  Herman has to pay me $25,000. To which I say “Keep on groping Herman, keep on groping.” “Just wondering: If elected, would my husband be the first […] more

Random Friday

Congratulations!! Actually, this week Bradley Cooper was named People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive.” Why is it a movie star/celebrity always wins this thing? There has to be an accountant or window washer out there who’s sexier than him. At a campaign stop in Miami’s Little Havana, Herman Cain asked: “How do you say ‘delicious’ in […] more

Headlines…One Year From Now

“Kim Kardashian Accused of Staging Recent Colonoscopy” “The Spice Girls Return With A New CD and Tour” “Herman Cain Accused of Groping All  5 Spice Girls” “New iPhone App Replaces Voice of Siri With That of Mike Tyson” “Baby Mamas File Class Action Suit For Back Wages, As NBA Strike Continues” “To Get A Jump […] more

Herman Cain: The Movie

Who knew he could act? Who knew he could sing? Pizza man delivers. Coming soon to a theatre near you.           [adsenseyu2]                   more