Posts Tagged by Halle Berry

The Harshest Critiques From The Harshest Fashion Critic In The World, Mr. I. Hate Everything

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“There’s no silver lining I can find when it comes to the design of this dress.” “Makes me want to shoot the designer with a bow and arrow.” “The devil wears Prada. And Anne should have, too.” “Would have been better off wearing one of those schmattas from Les Miserables.” “Did you know Hayek means […] more

The Answers Given During The Obama-Romney Debate… Before It Even Happens

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  President Obama’s Answers:   Yes, I am a citizen of the U.S. No, I am not Muslim. Yes, I would leave Michelle for Halle Berry. My favorite movie is White Men Can’t Jump. I root for all teams from Chicago. Yes, I am strongly in favor of lowering the tax on cigarettes. Did I […] more


 

President Obama’s Answers:

 

Yes, I am a citizen of the U.S.

No, I am not Muslim.

Yes, I would leave Michelle for Halle Berry.

My favorite movie is White Men Can’t Jump.

I root for all teams from Chicago.

Yes, I am strongly in favor of lowering the tax on cigarettes.

Did I quit smoking? Next question, please.

Sasha is the older one…I mean Sasha is the younger one, Malia the oldest.

A-h-m-a-d-i-n-e-j-a-d. Ahmadinejad.

 


 

Mitt Romney’s Answers:

 

No, you can’t see my tax returns.

No, I can’t tell you about my tax plan.

I use Just For Men. And I love it.

Unlike some people in this room, I was born in the good old U.S.A.

My favorite movie is any movie that stars that funny black fellow Richard Pryor.

My favorite Tv show is Honey Boo Boo.
Those are my kind of people.
Hard working, no dental insurance and
dumb enough to think I’m the best candidate for them.

No, I wouldn’t leave Anne for Halle Berry.
Not to say she isn’t one fine looking half-white woman.

I will root for any sports team that I can potentially buy,
reap millions from without actually doing a damn thing,
then leaving it to die.