Posts Tagged by Downton Abbey

Things You’ll Never Hear Them Say
On Downton Abbey

  Mr. Carson, how many times can I tell you your fly needs to be zipped up?   Mary, now that we’re married can you please show me the move you used in bed that killed the Turkish diplomat?   Mr. Bates, opening up your own motel sounds like a horrific idea.   Mrs. Patmore, […] more

FAQs About The Flu (And Their Frequently Wrong Answers)

    How can I prevent getting the flu? Avoid contact with all human beings.   What should I do if I do get it? Have contact with as many human beings as possible… because misery loves company.   What if I start vomiting? Turn off E!’s “Kardashian” marathon. ASAP.   What should I do […] more