Posts Tagged by Chris Brown

Possible Reasons Why The Pope Really Resigned

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  Tired of being driven around in that ridiculous Pope-Mobile.   Lost a Super Bowl bet to Cee-Lo.   Moving to NYC to become The Pope of Greenwich Village.   His gift shop, Pope-Pourri, is finally taking off.   Inspired by Justin Timberlake’s Grammy performance to pursue a singing career.   Inspired by Katie Perry’s […] more

Random Friday: Featuring The Battle Of The Divas, The Return of Chris Brown & Rihanna, The Debate About The Debate And More

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Secretary of State Hillary Clinton dropped everything this week and rushed to Charlotte, North Carolina in an attempt to broker a peace deal between Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj.   She couldn’t get them to make up, but I have an idea that will help the two American Idol judges coexist in harmony: Some good […] more

“This Man Beats Women” Warning Labels On Chris Brown CD Starts A Trend In The Music Business: The Latest Warning Labels

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      “Abuse warning” stickers have been slapped on copies of Chris Brown’s latest album, alerting consumers to the singer’s history beating up Rihanna. (See image above) “Warning,” the stickers read. “Do not buy this album! This man beats women.” The stickers turned up in London branches of HMV stores. “It was very much […] more

Random Friday

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Sara Blakely, inventor of the line of slimming garments called Spanx, is one of the newest names on Forbes magazine’s list of billionaires. I hear she has a whole lot more cash than that… and is hiding it in her Spanx.   I just found out they make Spanx for men. Well, actually it was […] more



Sara Blakely, inventor of the line of
slimming garments called Spanx,
is one of the newest names on Forbes magazine’s
list of billionaires.

I hear she has a whole lot more cash than that…
and is hiding it in her Spanx.

 

I just found out they make Spanx for men.
Well, actually it was a few months ago.
To be precise it was November 3rd, 2011,
the day I bought my first pair.
Don’t judge.

 

The most popular questions this weekend:
“Does that mean we gain an hour or lose an hour?”
It’s Daylight Saving Time…
Set your clocks ahead one hour.
BTW: You lose an hour. (Cue: crying)

 

The quotes of the week are from Rihanna’s dad,
who in an interview 
described Chris Brown as a “Nice guy”
and said the last time he saw his daughter
she “looked a little fat.”

 

Three signs the world might be coming to an end:
1. Solar storms
2. Snooki’s Pregnant
3. My Spanx addiction