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Super-DuperSize Me

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I Present To You The New Size Order at Starbucks:
Short  (small)
Tall  (medium)
Grande  (large)
Venti (extra large)
Trenta  (even larger than extra large AKA you’ve got to be kidding me!) 

The average capacity of the adult human stomach is 30 ounces.
The new Starbucks Trenta weighs in at 31 ounces.
You do the math.

There is good news: “Trenta” means thirty in Italian, so Starbucks is throwing in an extra ounce!

In the end, no matter what the size, Starbucks coffee still tastes burnt to me.


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