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Signs You Probably Won’t Make The Big League Roster

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Your number just happens to be the same
as the flight that takes you home. 

When you call for a pop-up you always
yell out “I’ve got it…I’ve got it.. I hope”

The owner asks you to borrow five-dollars
and you say “No” (pertains to the Mets only)

When asked by a reporter “What’s on your iPod?”,
you reply “The Big 3…
Manilow, Diamond and Streisand.”

You meet the team owner Hank Steinbrenner,
and say to him “I thought you died.”

You get up to hit with an aluminum bat.

Your first name is “Oliver”
and your last name is “Perez”.

Every time you get up to bat you need
a couple of seconds to remember
if you are a righty or a lefty.

Management insists you take
your suitcases with you wherever you go.

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