Save The Post Office
|September 8, 2011||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
The USPS may have to shut down if they default on a loan due this month. Some suggestions on how they can make more money:
Hire workers out as mannequins.
Lobby for a $5 per email fee.
The Willy Wonka Strategy:
Put golden tickets in some rolls of stamps.
Just keep the 10% of workers that actually work and fire the rest.
Stamps commemorating “Great Moments In Porn.”
Merge with Red Box and use the boxes
to either mail a letter or rent a movie.
Instead of delivering our junk mail, force mail men to take it home with them.
(It won’t help save them, but it would be funny)
Bring back the Pony Express.
(You don’t have to pay horses)