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Why Stop At September? Apple Rumors/Predictions Fot The Rest Of 2012

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Report: Apple To Announce iPhone 5, iPad Mini At Sept. 12 Event

 

It’s just an unconfirmed rumor at this point…
but what the hell? Why not take it a step further and map out
the Apple rumors/predictions for the rest of the year.

 


Sept 22:
All new iPhones are recalled,
due to an oversight that
omitted the #5 (JKL)
from the keypad.

 

Sept 23:
The small iPad sells out immediately,
They scramble to make more,
which means lots of overtime for
Chinese workers,
with some taking home as much as
an extra 20-cents a week.
 

Oct 3:
Apple buys Twitter.
Nothing will change…
except Hashtag (#) is now iHashtag (i#).

 

Oct 23:
iMemory is released.
Like the Men In Black gizmo,
it erases bad memories.
I tried it and it works.
I now have no recollection of
the opening ceremonies of the Olympics.

 

Nov 2:
Apple enters into a deal with Cinnabon,
in which they will share all of
their airport and mall kiosks.

 

Nov 15:
Apple opens their first store in Greece.

 

Nov 16:
Apple closes their first store in Greece.

 

Dec 5:
The new MacBook Air is released.
It’s so light it has to be bolted down,
or it could float away.
iBolts are not included.

 


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