Why Stop At September? Apple Rumors/Predictions Fot The Rest Of 2012
|July 31, 2012||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
Report: Apple To Announce iPhone 5, iPad Mini At Sept. 12 Event
It’s just an unconfirmed rumor at this point…
but what the hell? Why not take it a step further and map out
the Apple rumors/predictions for the rest of the year.
All new iPhones are recalled,
due to an oversight that
omitted the #5 (JKL)
from the keypad.
The small iPad sells out immediately,
They scramble to make more,
which means lots of overtime for
with some taking home as much as
an extra 20-cents a week.
Apple buys Twitter.
Nothing will change…
except Hashtag (#) is now iHashtag (i#).
iMemory is released.
Like the Men In Black gizmo,
it erases bad memories.
I tried it and it works.
I now have no recollection of
the opening ceremonies of the Olympics.
Apple enters into a deal with Cinnabon,
in which they will share all of
their airport and mall kiosks.
Apple opens their first store in Greece.
Apple closes their first store in Greece.
The new MacBook Air is released.
It’s so light it has to be bolted down,
or it could float away.
iBolts are not included.