Reasons Why July 5th Should Be A National Holiday
|July 5, 2012||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
I Propose That July 5th Be A National Holiday…
To honor the brave Americans who were injured yesterday in fireworks accidents.
To allow Americans stuck in traffic enough time to make it to work by July 6th.
To give the unemployed another day to feel good about themselves because everyone else is home, too.
To give those of us who had relatives stay with them a full day to vent.
To allow Americans a day to eat a meal that isn’t barbecued.
To honor the bravery of Katie Holmes.