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Random Friday: Starring The Tupac Hologram, Milli Vanilli, Oprah, Those Secret Service Agents and More

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I saw a couple on the news who won over 100-million-dollars in the lottery.
They said “nothing will change.”
That statement should disqualify them from receiving the money.

 

Those disgraced Secret Service agents knew what they were doing.
It’s a calculated 3-part plan:
1. Get caught in a political prostitution scandal.
2. Resign.
3. Get a talk show.
That’s 2 down, 1 to go to complete “the Spitzer Plan.”

 

Two black men are taking The Bachelor and The Bachelorette
to court with a lawsuit that claims the reality shows
are blocking contestants of color from starring roles.
I, on the other hand, am filing a similar lawsuit,
trying to get white people off of that ridiculous, embarrassing show.

 

Not one of my favorite things:
Oprah acting.
(She’s set to star in a new movie with Sandra Bullock)

 

Creepiest thing of the week…and possibly ever:
That Tupac Hologram.
Now we can only pray they don’t do the same thing for
one-half of Milli Vanilli.

 

Speaking of holograms, here’s hoping that’s the only way Ted Nugent will
be able to put on his next concert.

 

Nugent’s recent behavior confirms what doctors have long thought:
Cat Scratch Fever can resurface at any time, causing extreme brain damage.

 

Why is it that a disproportionate number of saxophones
find themselves in pawn shop windows?


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