Random Friday: Starring Britney Spears, Charles Manson, the Fox News Mole and the IRS
|April 13, 2012||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
Britney Spears is set to sign a 15-million deal
to be a judge on The X Factor.
Why is it that only female singers who can’t sing…
Paula Abdul, Jennifer Lopez and now Britney…
are hired to judge singers?
Charles Manson has been denied parole
for the 12th time.
Which means his dream of competing in
the Summer Olympics in London has
officially come to an end.
A mole inside Fox News, reporting
for Gawker.com, was found and fired this week.
According to a Fox News spokesperson,
“the mole was easy to spot amongst all the weasels.”
Have you done your taxes yet?
Time is running out.
And take it from me:
Don’t be late.
Telling the IRS your dog ate your calendar
does not go over very well.
When did slapping hands with your teammate every time
they make or miss a free throw in basketball start?
It’s a bit much.
To say the least.
Headline of the Week:
“Five-Year-Old Boy Brings Heroin to Show and Tell”