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Random Friday: Featuring Travolta, Spears, Zuckerberg and A Cast Of Thousands

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Facebook goes public today.
Mark Zuckerberg plans to spend the day
acting like he doesn’t care.

 

More trading loses for JPMorgan Chase.
At least $1-bilion.
They are just like the guy in the casino who
keeps going back to the ATM mumbling
“This time I’m going to win it all back…

 

I don’t know who’s wasted more money:
Chase OR Vinnie Chase?
I know who had a better time wasting it.

 

John Travolta has been so stressed out
over all the allegations against him
that to help him cope he’s been getting
a daily massage to help him relax.

 

Headline of the Week:
“Turks Suspect Bird Is Israeli Spy”

 

Britney Spears has officially signed on
to be a judge on “The X Factor,”

She actually thinks the show is called
“The Britney Spears Factor”,

because she signs her name with an “X.”

 


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