Random Friday: Featuring Travolta, Spears, Zuckerberg and A Cast Of Thousands
|May 18, 2012||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
Facebook goes public today.
Mark Zuckerberg plans to spend the day
acting like he doesn’t care.
More trading loses for JPMorgan Chase.
At least $1-bilion.
They are just like the guy in the casino who
keeps going back to the ATM mumbling
“This time I’m going to win it all back…
I don’t know who’s wasted more money:
Chase OR Vinnie Chase?
I know who had a better time wasting it.
John Travolta has been so stressed out
over all the allegations against him
that to help him cope he’s been getting
a daily massage to help him relax.
Headline of the Week:
“Turks Suspect Bird Is Israeli Spy”
Britney Spears has officially signed on
to be a judge on “The X Factor,”
She actually thinks the show is called
“The Britney Spears Factor”,
because she signs her name with an “X.”