Home » pop culture » Random Friday: Featuring The Embarrassing Return of John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John, The Secret To A Long Life, Pineapples That Taste Like Coconuts And More

Random Friday: Featuring The Embarrassing Return of John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John, The Secret To A Long Life, Pineapples That Taste Like Coconuts And More

translation services usa


 

Apple CEO Tim Cook revealed that one of the existing Mac lines
will be manufactured exclusively in the United States next year.
If my math is correct those Macs to sell for $63,000.

 

Just what the world doesn’t need:
Starbucks is planning to add at least 1,500 cafes
in the US over the next five years.
According to a company spokesman
“This is one venti expansion.”

 

San Jose police have charged a couple with kidnapping a handyman
to fix stuff around their house.
The couple beat up the man when he arrived
and threatened him with more if he didn’t fix
the dishwasher and a broken door.
In most states this crime is referred to as marriage.

 

The world’s oldest person died in Georgia at the age of 116.
Her secret to long life?
We’ll never know.
No one ever thought to ask her.

 

Headline of the Week:
Scientists Create Pineapple That Tastes Like Coconut
Rule: If you are a scientist and you are working on
making a pineapple taste like a coconut,
you are not a scientist.
End of story.

 

The Grammy Nominations are out.
Not nominated:
The ridiculous John Travolta & Olivia Newtown-John song
that’s everywhere, with good reason:
It’s horrible.
Watch the video for I Think You Might Like It  
and judge for yourself.

 



Comments are closed.