Random Friday: Featuring Joe Biden’s Lawn, Mitt’s Halloween Costume, Another Lohan Fight and More
|October 12, 2012||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
Missed the debate?
In a nutshell Joe Biden told Paul Ryan
to get off his lawn
and kept the ball that landed in his backyard.
Following Mitt Romney’s debate comments, interest in
Big Bird costumes for Halloween skyrocketed 500 percent.
If Romney wins the election, expect to see plenty of
Oscar The Grouch costumes,
as many of us will be living in garbage cans.
A new book alleges that Liz Taylor slept
with Ronald Reagan and JFK.
File this under “Information Bill Clinton Wish He Knew While President.”
Why is it we can put a man on the moon,
yet we can’t get cameras to follow the Lohan family 24/7?
Gotham City has banned plastic surgery,
citing the fact that most women
wind up looking like the Joker,
making it virtually impossible
to apprehend the real one.
A planet known as “55 Cancri e”
is making headlines after astronomers
revealed that much of it is made of diamond.
The bad news:
It’s 230 trillion miles away and too hot for life.
Please fill in your own Kardashian joke here.
A woman in France received a phone bill
for 15-quadrillion dollars. (That’s 15 zeros)
The phone company explained that
14-quadrillion were fees and taxes.