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Random Friday: Featuring Lance Armstrong, Honey Boo Boo, Brooklyn Babies Speaking French And More

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The funniest thing about the ridiculous redneck show,
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo?
It’s on The Learning Channel.

 

Well, my weekend is screwed.
Was supposed to hang out with Lance Armstrong,
but he just called to say
“Something’s come up.”
Same thing happened to me last weekend
only it was Todd Akin doing the canceling.

 

Black licorice made by Red Vines
has been recalled over nigh lead levels.
Republicans are hinting that President Obama
has something to do with it,
and pointing out there is no problem with the red licorice.

 

Speaking of which…
A new Wall Street Journal poll has found that
94% of blacks back President Obama,
compared to 0% for Romney.
Romney’s reaction:
“I am surprised it wasn’t lower,
but I am not a racist.
I once had a black friend.”

 

The 4-year-old daughter of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie,
is set to make her movie debut
alongside her mom.
According to the casting director
“Believe it or not, I had no idea she was Angelina’s daughter.
I’ll go with “Not.”

 

A new trend in Brooklyn: Babies learning French.
Lesson #1:
The French words for
“Fugetaboutit”, “Calzone” and “You got a problem?”

 

A tennis ref, set to work the US Open,
has been accused of killing her husband with a mug.
Okay, here we go:

– I bet she’ll serve some time.
– She said it wasn’t her fault.
– Took a shot at hit with a mug…then took a mug shot.

 

Headlines Of The Week:
Babysitter Found Passed Out TOPLESS In Parking Lot

 



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