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Random Friday: Featuring The End of Fashion Week AND Super-Sized Sodas, Monica Lewinsky’s Book, and More

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McDonalds will begin posting calorie information
on its giant menu boards as early as next week.
It was to begin months ago, but needed to install
new boards that are able to accomodate
more than just 3-digit numbers.

 

“It’s about time New York banned
large-sized, sugary drinks”
said the man smoking cigarettes
and drinking whiskey
while cleaning his gun.

 

They call it Fashion Week,
but as far as I’m concerned
every week is Fashion Week.

 

Monica Lewinsky has been shopping around
a top-secret book,
but it’s not what you think.
It’s actually a guide to
getting tough stains out of dresses.

 

On Tuesday morning at 8:46 all of the networks
cut away to 9/11 coverage…except NBC,
which stuck with their interview with Kris Jenner.
An NBC spokesman said “We will not apologize.
Besides, The Kardashians are a disaster, too.”

 

Apple is taking over the world.
Case in point:
I asked a kid when he was born and
he replied “46 days after the release of the iPhone 4.”
 

Actress Sally Struthers has been arrested on DUI charges
And up until now everyone thought she just had an eating problem.

 

Headline of the Week:
Romney Asked VP Shortlisters for Ten Years of Tax Returns

 



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