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Random Friday: Featuring A Killer Donkey, Holograms At The RNC, The Stones In Brooklyn And More

 

So many people in our country are suffering.
And thanks to Mitt Romney that number has increased
when you add in those who suffered through his speech.

 

Charlton Heston, Clint Eastwood…
look for a hologram of John Wayne in ’16.

 

I had no idea there was a Sci Fi Channel until they aired the RNC.

 

This week the mayor of a small Texas town
was kicked and trampled to death
by his 500-pound donkey.
Who’s the ass now?

 

In the coming months New York is expected
to have higher car insurance rates,
tons of new bars opening
and more chaos in clubs.
In a related story, Lindsay Lohan is moving back to NYC.

 

MTV has cancelled Jersey Shore.
Man, just when it was getting good!
Now it’s GTLU: Gym, Tanning, Laundry, Unemployment.

 

Eddie Van Halen underwent emergency surgery for
“a severe bout of diverticulitis” this week.
Unfortunately for Eddie, just last year
“diverticulitis” was named
“the most non-rock and roll sounding disease of all time.”

 

To celebrate their 50th anniversary,
The Rolling Stones will play just 2 concerts in the U.S;
Both in Brooklyn.
I don’t know what’s harder to believe,
their choice of Brooklyn
or
their choice of Brooklyn.
 



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