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This week Lady GaGa’s new single,
“Born This Way”, went straight to #1.
To celebrate she bought  a new outfit at her favorite store,
“The What the Hell is That? Clothing Emporium” 

According to Charlie Sheen, the first thing most
of his “girlfriends” ask him is
“What’s it like acting opposite half a man?”

Because Esperanza Spalding won the Best New Artist Grammy,
her record sales doubled this week…from four copies to eight.

A sign Egypt is on its way to becoming a democracy:
They just started airing episodes of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”

Borders filed for bankruptcy this week.
So did Lucy from the “Peanuts” cartoons.
No surprise, considering after all these years
she still was charging  just 5-cents for psychiatric help.

Betty White is everywhere…and she deserves it.
But, why the “Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue?”

There is no “i” in “team”,
but there should be an “a” in “Fonzi”

You know what this world needs more of?
Optimum Triple Play and Verizon Fios TV commercials.

How is it that after all these years a picture is still worth
just a thousand words?

If Apple sold vegetables, kids would happily eat them.

The Wilpons say the Mets  won’t be affected by the Madoff mess.
They also say Fox News is fair and balanced.

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