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Ratings for Spongebob SquarePants are down dramatically, making it
the first show that literally and figuratively jumped the shark.

 

Why did that  JetBlue pilot go berserk this week?
A big Mets fan, he apparently had just found out the Wilpons were keeping the team.

 

The Mega Millions Jackpot is more than $500-million!!
If I win I will get to say 3 words I haven’t said in years:
“Fill ‘er up!”

 

People are always saying you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than winning the lottery.
I actually know someone who was there when they figured this out.
He was the unlucky one standing in the open field while the other guy went to the store to buy lottery tickets.

 

RIM, the makers of Blackberry, posted a $125-million loss last quarter.
Problem is no one is quite sure what quarter they’re talking about, since the announcement was delayed when they foolishly sent it via Blackberry.

 

Some readers of this blog claim that they are seeing my posts in Greek.
To that I say:
Ας ελπίσουμε ότι μπορείτε να διαβάσετε αυτό.

 


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