|March 2, 2012||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
Justin Bieber turned 18 this week.
Which means he finally has the legal right
to decide how he wears his hair.
One American Idol contestants’ story:
1. Grew up in a small town.
2. His dad was a preacher.
3. He never felt like he fit in.
4. So he moves to NYC.
What he could have said, to save us all some time:
1. “I’m gay.”
(Not that there’s anything wrong with it.)
Something you’ve never heard anyone say before,
but are guaranteed to hear very, very soon:
“Half a gallon of gas, please.”
Beyonce was spotted this week in a NYC restaurant breastfeeding.
And lot of people don’t think that’s right.
I am NOT one of them.
Probably because I get her daily itinerary emailed to me.