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Facebook went public this week…
Rather fitting, considering they’ve already
made all of our information public.

I’m surprised that Newt Gingrich is still in the race.
Normally, when the prognosis is bad
he bails.

Donald Trump says he’s thinking about
opening an upscale cemetery in New Jersey.
As any good businessman like Trump knows
you should always try the product you are selling.

Trump endorsed Mitt Romney for President this week…
To which Romney replied
“Maybe  you should take some more time and think about it?”

Thursday was Groundhog Day…
the groundhog saw his shadow and
Newt Gingrich still can’t see his feet.

This week, John Goodman, a wealthy Florida man adopted
his 42-year-old girlfriend.

It’s actually an attempt to protect his financial assets
as he stands trial for vehicular homicide.
Needless to say, this year’s Goodman family picnic has been cancelled.

Most likely to be injured at the Super Bowl:
The woman is fifty-something years old
and weighs fifty-something pounds.
It’s a recipe for disaster.


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