|September 30, 2011||Posted by billyrob under pop culture||
First things first: Go Rays!!
Why is it always a stupid song that gets stuck in your head?
Case in point:
The song: “Moves Like Jagger” by Maroon 5 (Don’t judge-it’s not my fault)
The Victim: Me
How Long?: Too long!!
Health officials say coming weeks may see more illness and death from the outbreak of Listeria traced to contaminated cantaloupes.
(I’m no doctor, but I believe it’s commonly known as “melon-oma”)
I was watching last week’s Republican Presidential Debate for about 20 minutes
before I suddenly realized I was actually watching “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest.”
If you think you are having a bad day today,
there’s always someone having a worse one.
Like everyone associated with the Boston Red Sox.
Cell phone service is coming to the NYC subways next week.
The only problem is they are using the same technology
used for their unintelligible announcements.
Rumors are NJ Governor Chris Christie will run for President.
Please Note: This is the only time you will see the words
“Chris Christie” and “run” in the same sentence.
I finally realized why you fast on Yom Kippur:
To counteract all the food you eat on Rosh Hashanah.